باتيك فيليب Aquanaut Luce التعقيدات الكبرى 5260/1455R

My favourite watch brand but I even can't see this kind of money in my dreams 🥺

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write a funny review for this watch in the voice of Donald Trump.
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Donald Trump-style review of the Patek Philippe Aquanaut Luce Grand Complications 5260/1455R:

“Folks, let me tell you something — this watch? It’s not just a watch. It’s a tremendous piece of wrist real estate. Absolutely beautiful. Look at those colors — rainbow, diamonds, sapphires, whatever. It’s like Pride Month and the Hope Diamond had a baby. Very classy. Very expensive. Just like me.”

“Some people say, ‘Don, do you really need a 32 million AED watch?’ And I say — YES. Because when you’ve made deals like I’ve made, when you’ve built towers with your name on them, you don’t wear a Casio. You wear this. This isn’t a timepiece. This is confidence on your wrist.”

“I wore this to Mar-a-Lago once — the sun reflected off it and blinded two Democrats. True story. Sad for them. Great for America.”

“The watch tells time? Who cares. I tell time what to do.”

Five stars. Maybe six if we’re being honest. Nobody’s ever had a watch like this — not Sleepy Joe, not Bezos, not even the Queen. She’s dead, by the way. But if she were alive, she’d want this watch. And I’d tell her — ‘Sorry, Your Majesty. You’re just not Trump enough.

Very nice watch

I had the pleasure of purchasing this watch and I found that the grip onto the hand was perfect. Not too loose, not too tight. It feels lightweight but also looks amazing and it stands out. It’s not even that cold. It’s amazing